| I wanted to drain my phone battery then recharge it. Easier said than done. Over 100 pictures later, the battery wasn't much closer to being empty. |
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| Kosh butt |
| Rocky hiding |
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| Rocky posing |
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| Salem came out to play |
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| Not really. She just thought someone else was home. |
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| Time to vanish again. |
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| Rocky likes eating grass. |
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| In California, this is a "big" yard. |
| SUN ATTACKS. +10 DAMAGE. |
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| Ominous aloe. |
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| Shrubery with spider webs. |
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| I only live in the highest quality of establishments. |
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| It's... uh... well tested. |
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| Genius device. Poop rake + poop scoop. |
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| NOM |
| NOM |
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| NOM |
| Distortions when you twist the camera as it takes a picture. |
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| Plane. Really. |
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| Bright outside. |
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| Tried for a Wilson moment. Didn't happen. |
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| NOM |
| NOM |
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| You'd think there was some sort of port of air nearby. |
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| When the house was built, phone numbers had five digits. |
| More phone numbers on the wall |
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| Want help? Better not call these numbers today. |
| in-house panic button |
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| In-wall fire safe |
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| Again, I only stay in the highest quality resorts. |
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| It's VentAHood! |
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| Salem as a puppy |
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| Water bill with $1.52 off as a "Senior citizen discount" |
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| Ride a wave! Get in front of a parade! Say useless crap so you feel better about yourself! |
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| High quality. |
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| Yes, this shower comes pre-configured for a ceiling cat. |
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| The only source of heat in the ENTIRE FREAKING HOUSE. |
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| Unused fireplace. Brilliant. |